NOLIEPCS. Coming next.
Your PC is slow. We'll tell you why.
The next app from NoLie Labs. It will look at what your PC is actually doing and say, in plain English, what's slowing it down. Same rules as the Wi-Fi app. It isn't built yet.
No account. No ads. No subscription.
How it will work
The same idea, pointed at your PC.
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Run it on the slow machine.
One install, no account. It looks at the machine it's on.
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It looks.
At what the PC is actually doing.
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You get an honest verdict.
What's slowing it down, in one sentence. Or that nothing is.
Any of this may change before it ships. The rules underneath it won't.
What it will tell you
Nothing to quote yet.
The Wi-Fi page quotes four lines straight from the app. This one hasn't said anything yet. When it has, its lines go here, word for word.
What it won't do
Three limits. Already decided.
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Sell you a new PC.
No shop. No links to parts. Nobody pays us to recommend one.
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"Optimise" anything.
No one-click clean-up. No progress bar doing nothing. It diagnoses. You decide.
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Invent a problem.
If the PC is fine, the verdict is that the PC is fine.
Pricing
Not decided.
It won't be a subscription. There never is. Beyond that we haven't decided, and we're not going to make up a number for a website.
Early access
When it exists, you'll know.
Leave an address, or come back later. Either is fine.